darklorddiscount:

peetas:

imagine if there was a chemistry fandom and people shipped elements with other elements and then other people were like NO THAT ONLY FORMS A COVALENT BOND IONIC BONDS ARE BETTER and they have ship wars over sodium chloride and sodium carbonate

and instead of saying “forever alone”, we’d say, “forever a noble gas”

(Source: anjanaaaa, via podfic)